When I was 6, I was walking around in a water park and I saw an ant hill in this spot where there was grass. I was walking close to it because I was curious and all of a sudden I felt stinging pain shooting up my legs. I realized it was red fire ants that where crawling up my legs and biting me and I was crying. My mom saw me and dragged me to a pool and pushed me in....that was probably one of my worst experiences as a child haha...
oh, and closing it on a slidING VAN DOOR. IT HURTS LIKE FUCKING SHIT AND YOUR FINGER ALMOST SLICES OFF. HAHA FUCKER FEEL THE FURY AND TASTER THE RAINBOW OF BLOOD ASDFGHJKL
I once cut up jalapeños and didn't wash my hands thoroughly enough, then put in my contacts. It was ouchy. Not to mention my eye went shut and I had to pry my hell fire contact out
"Caaaaaaarrrl that kills people!!!"
surprisingly doesn't hurt more than lemon/lime juice in the eye
which has happened to me 3 times