But Why?

Should I cry out of happiness or fear that such a meal could exist

I'll let my wife bake this nude >:3

One of these things is not like the others.

Is the buttsex optional?

Looks like a thing epic mealtime would make and eat just 5 times bigger...

Ok who ordered the jumbo diabetes with the side or coma?

Guys it has Nutella in it it's healthy for you

I'm making the 25,000 calorie version

Burn 20000 calories through butsex

Brothers, brace yourselves. Tonight we dine with the Gods.

Diabetic coma!!

Looking at it makes my teeth hurt. But I want it!

It's the buttsex that makes this so delicious....

I would eat it but i just can't!

The buttsex can come after making this so you can burn calories off ;)

Butt sex is a part of this recipe

An alternative to buttsex if you don't have any on hand is normal sex, though buttsex is much more preferable for the meal's flavor.

I've been doing it wrong all along. I always missed out the buttsex part

I just...no...undo...
I don't want that in my brain but now it's too late. :'(

OMIGOD now I know that something as beautiful as this exists... I think I'm ready to die

ill take both

uh owe gawd
*foodgasm

Holy shit! This is utterly beautiful!

Ok how did you get it to come put so perfect?

Happiness

OH GAWD I NEED DIS.

you can actually taste the diabetes <---- might be spelt wrong

Is no one going to mention the random buttsex instruction in making this?

am I the only one here who thinks this would be gross??