Haha dat title though

This is so great.

At least she didn't say anything blatantly racist and raise her kid to be a scumbag.

Dem glass shards sketchy as hell, tryna make feet bleed and shit

... What show is this? Where is all this raping and murdering happening?

It's awkward that this quote is from a girl who murdered a whole bunch of people though

And come back with some damn beer

Hey now, it's a precaution. Direct that look to all the shitheads who use fake bills.

This is blatant blasphemy.

Italian was the death of me D:

This is why you should avoid saying shit like that

I'm an English major, and I can't even argue.

"Why aren't you as amazed as I am??"

The number of boner puns in this post is pretty solid.

I'm pretty sure everyone hated her more than Voldemort.

Or marked for death. You never know, cats can be hella sketchy.

That would be so fun to bike down on! (:

Whoever made these, please make more.

Literally! Not that weird cake with the cherries.

And you probably shouldn't be doing something as risky as shaving before going into said shark infested water anyways.