Back then, it was really simple

It's all about the shoes! You can't do that shit in flip flops unless you're over level 9000.

I'm pretty sure we called it 'skillage from the village'

you gotta beat the other person up the double slide

I'm in high-school and during lunch my friends and I go to the playground and run up the slide and play games like hot lava monster.

is it bad that i still try that

Remember slides that were wide sheets of metal? They would get hit on a warm day