The complicated life of a librarian

James Patterson has written so much goddamn shit.

As someone who has read dozens of Patterson's books, this made me laugh.

My library has something wrong with their system and apparently hasn't been able to do anything about it. I don't know if it only happens with my account or not, but if I have a book or something overdue, there's like a 1 in 10 chance it'll just delete all record of them having that item from their system...