Literally me when I think of new dad jokes to tell my husband and kid who I KNOW is not going to like them! Lmfao
O best part lmfao my kid comes up to me and says stuff like
what do I got to do to earn (x amount of money)
I say
You will owe me (x amount of dad jokes) which I get to tell when ever I want!
And she AGREES lmfao (well sometimes she bargains with me lol)
One time she owed me jokes so I waited till she was dead asleep and snuck into her room and in the dark I woke her and said Excuse me but we been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
Lmfao she just went GOD MOM WHY COULDN'T YOU BEEN THE CLOSET MONSTER JUST TRYING TO EAT ME!!!
O best part lmfao my kid comes up to me and says stuff like
what do I got to do to earn (x amount of money)
I say
You will owe me (x amount of dad jokes) which I get to tell when ever I want!
And she AGREES lmfao (well sometimes she bargains with me lol)
One time she owed me jokes so I waited till she was dead asleep and snuck into her room and in the dark I woke her and said Excuse me but we been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
Lmfao she just went GOD MOM WHY COULDN'T YOU BEEN THE CLOSET MONSTER JUST TRYING TO EAT ME!!!