How to turn your office into a restaurant

In all fairness you can already stab them with your normal pen if you're not a pussy. It could even be easier because the fork and knife tips look like they could break upon impact, not even in the body.
(And funfact, in case of emergency you can make a tracheotomy with a pen :D)

if you managed to actually stab someone with that cheap plastic, imagine the news headline:
" Person stabs coworker in the neck with a FORK pen"