The internet is a dangerous place. Be careful out there guys

Well, you still have your hoo-hah, which pretty much trumps everything in existence. Use it wisely.

Never had it referred to as my hoo-hah, but ok

You weren't before

Didn't you ever hear about the saying "it ain't about the mass of the melons, rather the sweetness of the sex"?

Golly, that was eloquent...