Stinky Beak and Goosey-duck

I had a panda my step dad tossed into a pit of alligators and blue crabs without telling me. Later on he wrongly accused me of stealing my brother's watch and so when I caught him masturbating I forced a divorce. AOL was a mistake for him. He showed up a few years later and I still try to care for my step bro; he got equally screwed... but I asked my mom once if she ever wanted to see him again, so when he showed up on my driveway it took a lot of restraint for me to not beat the absolute shit out of him; had to findy bothy sympathy and empathy.

Duel? No! From Star Trek we know that identical matter and anti-matter must not meet.