The Babe Doth Have Hindquarters

One must be a man of culture to write such cultured scripts.

I bet y'all probably never heard Sir Mix-a-Lot in fact used to be an English Faculty at Stanford University and his major hit was inspired by this very poem.
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That's probably because it's not true.