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Headpats Day 22 - "Hoo do you think you're patting?" 2 comments
happy_frog · 9 hours ago
"Fine, keep going. See if I give a hoot."
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I'm watching this tonight 8 comments
happy_frog · 10 hours ago
...Sure.
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I'm watching this tonight 8 comments
happy_frog · 13 hours ago
Ah yes, truly the most terrifying creatures in existence. To be fair, if they were bigger than you, they wouldn't hesitate to eat you.
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Froggo Fun #365/Froppy Friday - Nothing Like Hot Cocoa on a Cold Day 1 comments
happy_frog · 18 hours ago
Crackin' a cold one with the boys? Nah, she prefers to sip a hot one with the girls.
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The t-ax on wednesday 6 comments
happy_frog · 1 day ago
You'll never make me alive!
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The t-ax on wednesday 6 comments
happy_frog · 1 day ago
I can sympathize.
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Headpats Day 21 - Everyone Needs a Friend Like Phoebe 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 day ago
Joey and Phoebe should have gotten together.
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No Need to Be Crabby 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 day ago
To everyone in the U.S. who survived the past 4 years with their sanity intact, congratulations. It wasn't easy but you made it through. That alone is worth celebrating.
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Froggo Fun #364 - Seems Like I Have Competition 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 day ago
I should sue them for croaky-right infringement.
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Headpats Day 20 - Hot Loli on Loli Headpatting Action 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
If you thought hand-holding was lewd, your virgin eyes are not prepared for this debauchery.
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Froggo Fun #363 - Wednesday Has Evolved, My Dudes 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
We may be witnessing the ultimate stage of the Wednesday evolutionary process. Our yet unopened Tuesday eyes cannot comprehend its full greatness.
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Headpats Day 19 - "How would you rate your pats?" 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 days ago
"I cannot deactivate until you say that you are satisfied."
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Froggo Fun #362 - Tactical Toad Tuesday 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 days ago
Remember to always check your gear before heading out.
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Don’t trust your government kids 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 days ago
I have been feeling dog-tired lately. It cheems the gov'ment has been watering down our food. When asked about it, they kept doge-ing the question. That's just un-frog-ivable.
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Headpats Day 18 - She Doesn't Bite (Hard) 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 days ago
Shark-girls like headpats but you shouldn't try to do it when they're hungry.
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Hate is expensive 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 days ago
You are a wise pumpkin.
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Froggo Fun #361 - When You Like Frogs, But Are Also British 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 days ago
I wonder if this set is used exclusively for green tea.
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Headpats Day 17 - The One Thing Batman's Utility Belt Doesn't Have: The Bat-Pat 2 comments
happy_frog · 5 days ago
Superman: "There, there."
Batman: "Clark, stop embarrassing me in front of my sidekick."
Robin: "Aww, mom and dad still love each other after all this time."
Both: "Don't be a dick, Robin."
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Pog Turtle. The Turtle Is Pogging 1 comments
happy_frog · 5 days ago
Will this be the new Pogchamp? Only time will tell.
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Headpats Day 16 - It Doesn't Cure Depression, But It Sure Helps 9 comments
happy_frog · 5 days ago
You... just couldn't help yourself, could you?
Has he toad you about his insurance policies? 4 comments
happy_frog · 5 days ago
I don't think he has mush room to talk about those.
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Froggo Fun #360 - He Mönch the Fing 2 comments
happy_frog · 5 days ago
"Dis not worm. And... why do it taste like tuna?"
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Being a Hero Can Certainly Be... Hazardous 4 comments
happy_frog · 6 days ago
I don't believe this particular type of villain was covered in the U.A. curriculum.
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After all the presents are delivered, the celebration begins 1 comments
happy_frog · 6 days ago
Is this what they meant by "reindeer games"? No wonder Rudolf was upset.
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