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Froggo Fun #103 - Something Sweet 3 comments
happy_frog · 44 minutes ago
Sweets for the sweet.
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Maybe I should've saved Harambe 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 hours ago
I mean, no one can prove it's not.
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Froggo Fren #102 - False Malabar Gliding Frog 1 comments
happy_frog · 5 hours ago
"Rhacophorus pseudomalabaricus" - heckin' bamboozler. Also called the Anaimalai flying frog, for the Anaimalai Hills of India to which they are endemic. More than just mere imitators, these frogs are just as capable of soaring away from danger as the true Malabar flying frogs. (That is to say they mostly fall, but use their finger webbing to make sure they hit a tree branch before they hit the ground) Despite their talent, one thing they can't leap from is extinction, as they critically endangered and found only in a 100 km² area. (But at least no one's after them for identity theft)
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Frogs in Fiction #3 - Michigan J. Frog 7 comments
happy_frog · 16 hours ago
Despite being featured in only two shorts ('One Froggy Evening' in 1955 and 'Another Froggy Evening' in 1995), he is surprisingly one of the better known Merrie Melodies characters. He was even the mascot of the WB network from 1995 to 2005. His shorts show him singing various rag-time and vaudeville songs with people trying to profit off of it, but ultimately failing. (Ironically, people have made profits due to him by parodying his trademark dance. One of the most preeminent examples being the alien dance in 'Spaceballs')
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Metallic pigeon (Columba vitiensis) - PigeonSubstance 8 comments
happy_frog · 1 day ago
They evolve from rock doves when given a Metal Coat.
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Froggo Fun #102 - Ain't no Party like a Lockdown Party 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 day ago
Stay strong, my dudes.
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Homie's gonna have a broken pelvis 7 comments
happy_frog · 1 day ago
Roughly translated it means 'my, oh my.' And yes, it implies exactly what you think it implies.
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Money frog is here! 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 day ago
What can I say? I'm a generous soul. (Interestingly, money frogs are a real things. Look up 'Jin Chan.')
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Frogs in Fiction #2 - Gamabunta 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 day ago
The gigantic chief toad of Mount Myōboku, this cranky croaker is a supporting character in the Naruto series. As grumpy as he is powerful, he will only offer help to those he deems worthy. And, wouldn't you know it, only three people have met ever met his criteria: Jiraiya (Naruto's teacher), Minato Namikaze (Naruto's dad), and Naruto himself (Boruto's dad).
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Squirrels in a nut shell 3 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
"Squirrel!"
- Doug the Dog
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Froggo Fun #101 - Frogweiler 4 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
You thought it was doggo, but you were off by a head.
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Focusing is hard 10 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
Not entirely sure, call it a hunch.
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Focusing is hard 10 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
Somehow, I get the feeling you're quite fond of the Persona games.
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Fuсking Furries 6 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
It is.
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Frogs in Fiction #1 - "Back, Beast! Back!" 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
From the gods Heqet and Kek (not kidding) of Ancient Egypt, to the frog plagues of the Old Testament, to the frog princes of European folk tales, to our modern-day froggy heroine Froppy, frogs have had a place in many a mythologies throughout history. This series will explore those representations in both old and new cultures. (Pictured: A medieval tapestry showing a standoff between a frog parent and @grimreaper)
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Sprinkle t*ts - a cup my friend received anonymously in the mail 5 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
Sprinkle Tits is best pony.
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Froggo Fun #100 - Lotsa Froggy Bois 6 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
Yay, one hundred froggo memes. I have no life. *Confetti burst* (Also, does this count as a wallpaper post?)
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My wallpaper :) 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 days ago
Lok'tar ogar!
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Froggo Fun #99 - Unlike You All, I Get My News from a Reliable Source 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 days ago
There other things happening in the world besides a pandemic. Wake up, sheeple.
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If u know you know 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 days ago
Wenn du meinst.
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European turtle dove (Streptopelia turtur) - PigeonSubstance 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 days ago
They're quite real, and quite beautiful.
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Wait a minute! 10 comments
happy_frog · 4 days ago
No. Obviously, he meant Canadians.
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Froggo Fren #101 - "Am Dalmatian" 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 days ago
"You thought was Dalmatian, but was actually froggo. Bamboozled again."
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"Dendropsophus triangulum" - the triangle treefrog. The black-and-white variety is actually a color morph. These frog are usually yellow or orange with black or brown spots. They're found along the upper Amazon Basin, and are not considered to be endangered. (Unless they run across a certain crazy sallow-faced, chain-smoking, fashion-obsessed British lady)
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Froggo Fun #98 - Blaze It 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 days ago
Smoke reed every day.
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He big 6 comments
happy_frog · 5 days ago
And in charg.
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