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Throwback to when I kept that one french cat café employee from working 13 comments
happy_frog · 1 hour ago
Even after 80 years, the Germans can't help but mess with the French. (I'm kidding, of course. It's a super adorable gif, and the cat's expressions are pretty funny)
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All hail turtleduck! 14 comments
happy_frog · 3 hours ago
A man is nothing without his tool.
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Fox buns 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 hours ago
You butter believe it.
Get your mind out of the gutter 19 comments
happy_frog · 3 hours ago
No.
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Fox buns 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 hours ago
At yeast they're fluffy.
Spice tolerance 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 hours ago
I'd make a joke about Lum Invader, but I doubt anyone knows who that is.
On a day like today 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 hours ago
Beggars can't be choosers.
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All hail turtleduck! 14 comments
happy_frog · 4 hours ago
I know, I was talking about real ducks.
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Fox buns 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 hours ago
I don't think they're pure bread.
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All hail turtleduck! 14 comments
happy_frog · 4 hours ago
Thank you, tiny turtle duck. Have some bread. (Note: Don't actually feed bread to ducks. They'll most likely choke on it)
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Froggo Fun #194/Froppy Friday - Ready for Summer 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 hours ago
This year it may very well be.
Froggo Fun #194/Froppy Friday - Ready for Summer 4 comments
happy_frog · 10 hours ago
...and other life-threatening events.
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Word Game - Entry 27 20 comments
happy_frog · 14 hours ago
It depends. Sometimes lyrics are just as good, or even better when translated. I don't enough Norwegian to know if that's the case here, but I do appreciate you writing it out nonetheless.
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Word Game - Entry 27 20 comments
happy_frog · 16 hours ago
Well Skemer, I made it, despite your directions.
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Word Game - Entry 27 20 comments
happy_frog · 17 hours ago
Chinese 暮, 'mù.' ("A mù point. It's like a cow's opinion, it's mù.")
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There is no other path this wednesday 4 comments
happy_frog · 17 hours ago
I didn't have to come to this.
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War declaration on Britain pt. 2 10 comments
happy_frog · 18 hours ago
Sorry to break it to you, but a lot of British people like milk in their tea. If anything, you've declared war on the people who don't do that... Which is actually a considerable amount...
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That's enough creativity for the night 5 comments
happy_frog · 1 day ago
Dang, I just realized I missed an opportunity to make a Spider-Man joke. I'm really slipping.
*
And you're right. Eight limbs are better than four.
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Epcot ball at night 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 day ago
"Who do you think the hottest girl is?"
"The Epcot Ball."
That's enough creativity for the night 5 comments
happy_frog · 1 day ago
Awesome. I wonder what you'd call this?
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What does “bomboclaat” mean? 5 comments
happy_frog · 1 day ago
'X-Men: Evolution' Jean Grey was hot. Not as hot as Rogue though.
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i maed dis 16 comments
happy_frog · 1 day ago
White stuff pouring into red stuff. I've seen this before, I just know it.
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Froggo Fun #193 - Well, Someone's Desperate 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 day ago
I don't believe the frog consents.
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Golden-spotted ground dove (Metriopelia aymara) - PigeonSubstance 7 comments
happy_frog · 1 day ago
"There's gold in them thar pigeons."
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Plug me back in! 6 comments
happy_frog · 1 day ago
I know, right? Is a cute oneesan patting my head and calling me a good boy too much to ask for?