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happy_frog · 55 minutes ago
Fun isn't something one considers when sorting by Fresh. But this... does put a smile on my face.
We get blamed for every bad thing that happens 2 comments
happy_frog · 9 hours ago
Agreed. *adjusts chair height*
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Made a Canadian sandwich 6 comments
happy_frog · 9 hours ago
That's not your sandwich, buddy.
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Are u going to scroll without saying happy birthday? 4 comments
happy_frog · 13 hours ago
They have approximate knowledge of many things.
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Froggo Fren #9 - Water-Holding Frog 3 comments
happy_frog · 23 hours ago
"Cyclorana platycephala" - the iron bladder. Found in most parts of Australia, this frog can go for up to 5 years without drinking or eating by storing water in its bladder and entering a state of hibernation called aestivation. Indigenous Australians often use them for their water when out in the desert. (They're thirsty little flowers, and the frog must water them)
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Happiness is a Choice! 3 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
Sure enough, a choice reserved for we happy few.
Froggo Fren #8 - Paedophryne amauensis 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
"Paedophryne amauensis" - Okay, so basically they're very smol. At 7.7 mm (0.3 in), they're the smallest known vertebrate. A relatively new species to science (hence the lack of a common name), they were discovered in 2009, in Papua New Guinea. Interestingly, they have no tadpole stage. So the baby frogs (called hoppers) are just tiny versions of the already tiny adults.
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Captain America's replacement 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 days ago
Crackman: Not the hero they deserve, or need. But he's trying.
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It was a crazy party, we did all kind of drugs 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 days ago
Indeed, as do 4 out of 5 frogs.
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It was a crazy party, we did all kind of drugs 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 days ago
The Highspeed Snekspress: The only way to travel.
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Froggo Fren #7 - East Asian Bullfrog 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 days ago
"Hoplobatrachus rugulosus" - the lucky charm hopper. This frog is the basis for the Jin Chan (Money Frog) prosperity charm often used in feng shui. They are found in China, the Philippines, and South East Asia where they farmed and harvested as food. Good fortune will come to you if you do NOT eat lucky frog.
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Your helmet means nothing to The Stooges 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 days ago
"Parry this, you filthy casual!"
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Russia opened a 'Military Disneyland' called Patriot Park, where visitors, including 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 days ago
Did Russia just out-'Murica 'Murica?
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It... Is... Inevitable 11 comments
happy_frog · 4 days ago
Lean Green Lovin' Machine.
It... Is... Inevitable 11 comments
happy_frog · 4 days ago
You may have met certain rowdy individuals who happen to have the aforementioned characteristics, but I assure you they are not all like that. #notallgreens #greenlivesmatter #itsnoteasybeinggreen
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It... Is... Inevitable 11 comments
happy_frog · 4 days ago
Well, I don't agree. What might you have against green people who live in swamps?
Muahaha 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 days ago
If you tap his head, it rings hollow.
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Froggo Fren #6 - Desert Rain Frog 9 comments
happy_frog · 4 days ago
"Breviceps macrops" - the angry squeak boi. They may look like a powered dumpling, but their sonorous war cry strikes fear into the hearts of predators.
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NARUTOOOO 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 days ago
"BORUTO'S DAAAAD!!"
Because that's what heroes do 1 comments
happy_frog · 5 days ago
The goodest of bois.
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Fly on your way like an eagle 7 comments
happy_frog · 5 days ago
Please do not project your lewd fantasies on innocent frogs.
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Froggo Fren #5 - Strawberry Poison-Dart Frog 5 comments
happy_frog · 5 days ago
"Oophaga pumilio" - the fab but deadly frog. The most toxic of their genus, but also the most colorfully diverse with up to 30 variations. Note: Iz not real strawberry, no eat.
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Sometimes frogs are brown 6 comments
happy_frog · 5 days ago
The G stands for "Git Gud."
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big 2 comments
happy_frog · 5 days ago
Dark Sponges
That spider has a pet frog 7 comments
happy_frog · 5 days ago
It's true. I can be catty at times.
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