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Argentinanon doesn’t want Amerimutts 5 comments
happy_frog · 16 hours ago
*Sigh* You can't get rid of a mess by sweeping it under the rug.
mom 2 comments
happy_frog · 16 hours ago
Meh, Bejeweled was better.
Anon clears the air 4 comments
happy_frog · 17 hours ago
Oh, they'll be fine. The police will protect them. And if worst comes to worst, they can use their own guns; that's what they're for after all.
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Seriously though, I may not (always) agree with what you say but I hope you and the people you care about don't get caught up in this and that they stay safe.
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Froggo Fun #231 - He Do Be Kinda Vibin' Tho 1 comments
happy_frog · 21 hours ago
And hopefully he'll send you some good vibes as well.
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No tag backs, bro 2 comments
happy_frog · 22 hours ago
"Heeeeeyyyy Jerry!"
Such is the Czech way 10 comments
happy_frog · 1 day ago
Always Czech your building's structural integrity.
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Oh my 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 day ago
Honestly, I had no idea what I was looking at either way.
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Wat 5 comments
happy_frog · 1 day ago
So, no one uses cartons anymore?
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Daily dose of bad wisdom #21 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 day ago
I mean, it's true. So far these have been surprisingly accurate.
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First time laying tile, just wanted to share 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 day ago
It's required to get into the spelling bee.
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Froggo Fun #230/Froppy Friday - The Little Frogmaid 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 day ago
"Up where they spam
Where bots don't run
Where they spend all day on subs for fun,
Frogposting free
Wish I could be
Part of that world."
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Don't create children if you can't create yourself -huMAN 3 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
That would be true if they were... morning geckos.
'90s nostalgia 6 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
It's possible, but symptoms of chronic or acute depression usually don't start manifesting until you're a young adult.
this gif is older than some of you babies 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
Aww, she called us babies. :3 "The prophecy is true."
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Anon is high IQ 5 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
I don't know, the way I see it is why bring kids into a world you know is utterly horrible? I mean, you've had decades to realize that. Plus, you'll be (indirectly) responsible for all the bad things that happen to them and all the bad things they themselves do. Sure, you'll also be responsible for all the good things too but if the good outweighed the bad, the world wouldn't be all that horrible to begin with. (Sorry, I hope I don't depress anyone)
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Back to School Ads 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
Well, I did get three and half months off. And all it took was a pandemic.
froge 6 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
Nah, they're all facing towards Frogga (Frog Mecca) for salah (Islamic frog prayer)
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Seriously though, @grimreaper is most likely right. Not all frogs have magnetoreception but some do.
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'90s nostalgia 6 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
No, you miss being happy.
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Anon explains why he hates Woke Celebrities 27 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
Gotta love the immigrants = criminals implication. Then again, if history is any indication...
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Froggo Fun #229 - Small Aggressive Dogs vs Big Chill Dogs 3 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
Can dog owners confirm?
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Defund elementary school 6 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
Wait! You're telling me you can't use them after every sentence!
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Secret to immortality 5 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
Oh he's coming for you.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks...
Secret to immortality 5 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
Well, seems like we're boned.
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Aren't we all...? 4 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
I'm deep and this is 14.
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No homo 3 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
Don't even try to tell me that isn't the first thing you'd do.
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