Two headmasters

o Harry -.-

Albus is so tired of your shit Harry

Dad jokes: Level Potter.

Albus: Dad can I have a sandwich?
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. I never saw either of them eat a sandwich but I'm sure they would be proud to see you eating one here today. They were great men.
Albus: DAD JUST NO

That is amazing it hurts