Dating is so much more fun in the South

If you ever win the lottery feel free to buy me a pair.

Twisting? Please. This is just bad photoshop used to tell the original joke in a manner that better suits another community's experiences.
Oh, also real cute how you are still using "independent thinker" as a slur.

People that have no ability to be dependent or think would be offended by independent thinkers so to frog face that would be a slur.