Wait what?

Used to sleep walk when I was a kid. Woke up barefoot on the highway once a mile away, barefooted. Now, jam a piece of plywood under the doorknob (because locks didn't keep me locked in). Recently been dreaming about waking to find the plywood gone, nstead woke with hand on doorknob. The bad dreams too, fingers cut off left hand and scar healed over, covered in blood, obviously only a little is mine, a pack of wolves in my yard.. but bigger (like dire-wolves - 5 ft tall at ears) 20 or 30 of them, glowing yellow eyes.. I walk towards them and the cower away, run ... whimpering ... as if in fear. <- THAT was scary dream.

i have been dying of laughter for the last 2 minutes