Bro

okay but literally except for the keg urinal this is my favorite bar in my town

I'll do you one better. My usual pub got stuck halfway through a renovation. Half of it is a run down sushi restaurant. The other half is just loose plywood on the floor, the furniture is from the nineties and some of it is meant for the sidewalk. The toilets work but are covered in graffiti (i means both the walls and actual toilet bowls are covered), the toilet doors hang off the hinges and can barely be closed. The bar is just a bunch of stacked wooden and plastic crates. They serve really cool and wierd craft beer from various micro breweries. The staff is great and they display every conceivable version of pride flags, no one's homophobic because then they get thrown out and it's got the best beer in town. It's what every dive bar aspires to be.