“The play of the century Todd!”
“Can we play that back in fast motion again? Now see here- the explosive power demonstrated by the Pacific plate in the first quarter of the century?”
“Indeed indeed Chuck. A lot of people weren’t expecting it after how much hustle it showed in the last century, they thought that it might be gassed out- but the pacific plate always comes through.”
“Now, Todd, I want to talk about the Nazca plate and that third quarter.”
“How can we not Chuck? Such a small plate, coming back from a period of inactivity after being clipped hard by the South American Plate in round 6 of the last playoffs, but the agility is still there.”
“Indeed. Indeed. Now, I’d like to hear from Joe- he’s been quiet this whole time. Joe- what was your favorite highlight?”
“Well Chuck, Todd, I talk about this more on my podcast, but tectonic plates aren’t real. Read the science. Earthquakes are caused by the government pumping covid vaccine into the ground to frame fracking…
.. as dangerous and spread autism because scientists all work for China and want to weaken the west by spreading feminism.”
“….”
“…..”
“Why do we invite Joe again Chuck? He was pretty funny on New Radio but what has he done since?”
“Well Chuck, Elon Musk said he’d suspend everyone at the networks Twitter accounts and stop servicing our Teslas if we didn’t have Joe on to ‘balance coverage’ so here we are.”
“Damnit Todd. We can’t even get rid of him by voting red to kill EV’s anymore.”
“Indeed Chuck. He’s got all the bases covered now. A diabolical pivot, now there’s some agility.”
“Can we play that back in fast motion again? Now see here- the explosive power demonstrated by the Pacific plate in the first quarter of the century?”
“Indeed indeed Chuck. A lot of people weren’t expecting it after how much hustle it showed in the last century, they thought that it might be gassed out- but the pacific plate always comes through.”
“Now, Todd, I want to talk about the Nazca plate and that third quarter.”
“How can we not Chuck? Such a small plate, coming back from a period of inactivity after being clipped hard by the South American Plate in round 6 of the last playoffs, but the agility is still there.”
“Indeed. Indeed. Now, I’d like to hear from Joe- he’s been quiet this whole time. Joe- what was your favorite highlight?”
“Well Chuck, Todd, I talk about this more on my podcast, but tectonic plates aren’t real. Read the science. Earthquakes are caused by the government pumping covid vaccine into the ground to frame fracking…
“….”
“…..”
“Why do we invite Joe again Chuck? He was pretty funny on New Radio but what has he done since?”
“Well Chuck, Elon Musk said he’d suspend everyone at the networks Twitter accounts and stop servicing our Teslas if we didn’t have Joe on to ‘balance coverage’ so here we are.”
“Damnit Todd. We can’t even get rid of him by voting red to kill EV’s anymore.”
“Indeed Chuck. He’s got all the bases covered now. A diabolical pivot, now there’s some agility.”