Parking ticket

I would check all of them

I can't breathe xD

dear dickhead, thanks for parking your,shitbox over 2 spots. I understand its difficult to park when your head is stuck up your arse.but perhaps next time you could go fuck yourself.sincerely, someone who doesn't drive their boat on the road.

"Failure is an integral part of your life," is m new favorite quote.

Lol I lost it at parking your car "like an abortion"

Dear Sir, thank you so much for parking your wank chariot like an abortion. I understand it's difficult to park when failure is an integral part of your life, but perhaps next time you could pull your head out of your arse. Sincerely, A competent member of society.