'Stralian Vchewbah, Innit

"Vtubin's a good job, mate. It's creative work, indoors, I guarantee you'll not go 'ungry. 'Cause at the of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna simp for someone else. [...] Feelin's? Look mate, you know who's got a lotta feelin's? Streamers what yell at their audience over $5. Professionals have standards: be respectful, be adorable, have a plan to entertain everyone you meet."