Well that escalated quickly

Yes, but it's best not to take the posts too seriously. Channers have been known to fabricate or embellish stories. ;)

My face when

Not "my fucking word"?

Uh, no. It's supposed to be a reference to the picture in the post. Ie. The expression on the face of the accompanying picture depicts a similar emotion to the one felt by the poster at the time of the events.

It always made more sense wheb I thought it meant "motherfucking win"