Change gender. With many years of practice I've learned to control my sneezing and prevent it. So whenever I wanna try something new, I just gotta snort some pepper and BAM! I can masturbate from a whole new perspective.
I usually (almost all the time) sneeze twice in quick succession, so ill stay the same, unless i screw up and sneeze once then i might be stuck as that gender possibly forever
(Edited for classy Britness)
Except its water, not sneezing.
I don't sneeze much but when I do I do it two times so I would just turn back to a girl