I'm begging you, please

A corgi?

Don't do it! :(

Okay you can sleep in my bed!!

HUMAN! STAHP!

Quit pissing on the floor!

Crate training is an important tool. While I disagree with people who crate their dogs all day while at work and then all night while they sleep, short periods like if you go run some errands, keep them safe from getting into harmful situations as well as prevent them from destroying your furniture, etc.