"I just HAD to go to my dream college, and went into massive debt for this degree that doesn't lead to any job someone would pay me to do, but everybody else had is so much easier than do."
Also
"My dad met my mom at a church/school activity, but I can't meet a special someone no matter HOW many clubs I go to or a$$#01es I eat."
Also
"My dad met my mom at a church/school activity, but I can't meet a special someone no matter HOW many clubs I go to or a$$#01es I eat."
1. Go to activities
2. Do not eat a$$#01es