I hate it when that happens

Mine is May 9, 2065, 9:08 PM, heart failure. Death and me go way back. It told me this in parting after making a deal for me to soul-broker / hold & carry souls until then, and reap for 300,000 souls after I die. D got the shit end of the deal; or so I thought... I can't go heaven or hell when I die, but also can't kill myself. Permanent injury though? Oh yeah. Being really cautious.