I hate guinea pigs and hamsters

Oh no, the guinea pig can bite, scream and scurry. Take a look at the kākāpō instead. This parrot has been stuck on an island without predators for tens of thousands of years, losing its ability to fly, run or even understand what a threat is. It's said that if a predator stresses the bird out enough, the kākāpō will climb a tree, waggle it's de-evolved wing stubs and jump.