The Rudy Bunch

Here's the story of some heinous traitors
Who were cooking up a very heinous coup.
All of them had diddled children, like their leader,
The youngest one was two.
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Here's the story, of a douche named Rudy,
Who was busy with indictments of his own,
He had legal fees, piling up together,
Yet he was all alone.
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Till the one day when the crooks met this asshole
And they knew they weren't getting a free lunch,
Now this group must somehow find some layers.
That's the way they all became the Rudy Bunch.
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The Rudy Bunch,
The Rudy Bunch,
That's way they became the Rudy Bunch.