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taratheartist
· 11 years ago
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At what time do the two star-crossed lovers meet?
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guest
· 11 years ago
Hehe! You obviously surestimate logic in math questions. It should be something like "at what time does the duck fall from the train"?
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kissmysass
· 11 years ago
Let's play the crappy analogy game!: She blushed a shade of pink like #FF00FF
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taratheartist
· 11 years ago
His voice was like that of a duck's. Considering ducks don't talk, but it had duck-like qualities
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kissmysass
· 11 years ago
She smiled like a lion....smiling
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taratheartist
· 11 years ago
Her perfume smelled like flowers that smelled like they belonged in perfume
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kissmysass
· 11 years ago
She shivered while laying in bed, not unlike how one shivers when cold
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mgoveia
· 11 years ago
During her period, her wit became as dull as the proverbial razor drawn across the average FS user's wrist, while her rage could only be compared to The Hulk with a splinter firmly lodged in his sphincter.
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guest
· 11 years ago
Anddd i think mgoveia needs a nap
taratheartist
· 11 years ago
(Not all of us cut) My love for him was like diarrhea. I just couldn't hold it in
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kissmysass
· 11 years ago
I cannot top that
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mgoveia
· 11 years ago
I was downvoted recently for saying someone was wrong for saying that everyone here cuts, because the person was as dumb as a box of rocks that was also of below average intelligence.
guest
· 11 years ago
Hahaha! How are they the "worst anologies"? They're excellent! The hacker one! haha
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allisonnnnn
· 11 years ago
This post is the best. All of those analogies are gold!
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stonedmonkey
· 11 years ago
my dr pepper can has no period