How my Fiancee eats her pumpkin pie (there's a pie under there somewhere!)

More like CUM-kin pies...
Hah, get it?
Instead of PUMP-kins it's...cum-
...
I'll see myself out.

The problems I see are not the one(s) that OP sees:
-Should be vanilla ice cream and not Cool Whip
-Nothing on the chocolate cake.