Always use coasters

And they left the lid off of the chocolate milk! That'll cause it to go bad!

I've always wanted a house with sand floor. Reminds me of the beach house in "Friends".

I can't figure out what is on the couch. I'm not even sure I want to know...

"Don't worry, ma. We dumped a bunch of sand to soak up the booze and semen!"

Those ARE the boys sleeping on the couch I hope

Wait... Is that sand?

it looks like a dinosaur is humping someone
haha xD