Best Description of a Period

The best way to explain it hands down

It must suck to be reminded every month that your sole purpose is to make babies. Nature bitches.

You forgot the part about smacking strangers in the face with bits of the old room because they stood with their cart and entire dumbass family of mouth-breathers taking up the whole isle in the grocery store as if they're the only ones in existence.
(Edit: Found 5 mouth-breathing aisle-blockers!)