I believe I can fly

Another version I once heard was:
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
All I wanted was some chicken wings
So I blew up Burger King

XD you all are tame. I heard:
I believe I can fly
but I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was some chicken wings
but I got shot in the ding-a-ling

What the guest said is what I'm used to lmao didn't think there were so many versions

My friend told me this one.
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
All I wanted was chicken wings
From McDonalds or Burger king
I believe I can soar
Riding on that dinosaur
But I can't any more
I was hit by an angry boar.