Baby I'm pregnant

Ummm....things like this should be said in person, or at least on the phone....
Not through text...
Hopefully, this post is one of those made up ones

I hope my boyfriend/husband won't say that

If that really happened to me, that man would not be able to make anymore babies after I was finished with him

U've got a husband and a boyfriend? Wtf

I would have slapped him

Black.

Lol ouch.