This turtle has seen some shit

The turtle looks like it's made out of wood or plastic... Are you sure it's a real turtle?

"MY GOD."

And It will live 100 years to witness more shit! Agony!

Looks like Master Oogway as a baby. (Kung Fu Panda)

Is this turtle even real? or is it a carving?

It looks like Jeff Dunham's Achmed...