How to be organized

If your trunk looks like that, you can't see out the back of your car.

If your trunk looks like that you're Barney Stinson

If your trunk looks like that, you probably had something to do with the economy and housing market taking a dump.

If your trunk looks like that, you have more than one girlfriend

Fucking mini van? Big pimp...

If you don't live in your van, you've participated in the game of life.

if your trunk looks like that you're an Agent working for the Matrix °_°