How to handle the birthday song

When I turned 3 the waiters and waitresses came to sing happy birthday to me so I hid under the table. My family still likes to bring that up.

Start a mosh pit! Yes!!!

Amazing ideas right here!

i literally lost it at mosh pit.. holy shit, thats made my night

Or take out a joint and get high.

I'm going to try the "Dis my JAM" one!