Your cat actually an ancient evil witch imprisoned in a cat and the only thing that could free the witch was tin (which was rare at the time) but you putting foil on its head has freed the witch who will soon control the universe with her ancient an powerful magic unless a group of unlikely misfit teenagers discover their destiny to defeat this ancient evil with their magical powers. And all because you put a tin foil hat on your cat.
Cats are being controlled by government satellites, so when you put tinfoil on its head (gold tinfoil is stronger) it blocks the signal and the gov. Is trying to get it back online. You can tell this one is more important because of the glowing eyes
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