You could strike down all the idiots with a fire spear that your husband, Satan, created for you out of all the evil and desperate souls he has claimed.
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I'd rather be the Son of Satan born through a virgin.
How about this . . . when you confront the individual idiots and are prepared to kill them painfully, you give them one chance to escape: they have to come up with a name for the spear and if you deem it clever or awesome enough, then they are free to love another day while you move on to your next victim. :D
@deshoes I don't know, ask Satan. Or his wife. Just don't expect any love from the either of them.
AND YES, I shall take the night hours of the patrol, and you all will take the day. I am prepared to face any and all varieties of idiots I may encounter.
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I AM NOW THE SON OF SATAN AND HIS WIFE!
Oh, and can I come and kill some idiots?
So you're the . . . prince/princess of hell? Okay, sounds cool.
And yes, we shall go idiot-searching together and I shall bring a guitar so I can play awesome rock numbers as we go around ridding this world of idiots.
WAIT A SECOND. I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING. Okay, if we're ridding the mortal world of idiots, doesn't that mean we're doing the mortals a favor and we're actually being *shudders* good? Plus, it seems like idiots would all come down to hell with us, so we'd be stuck with them . . . I don't really think this is a good idea anymore.
Queen of hell.. That sounds like i could burn to death fucking idiots without being considered a criminal or something... U better start runnin' mamma's got a new goal...
The most AMAZING things that you wouldn't believe. Truly, tumblr could solve the world's ills.
You know, if we could stop posting gifs of TV shows and BUTTSBUTTSBUTTS for, like, five seconds... >.>
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But...it's so....tempting... and round......and big....BUTTSSS!!
AND YES, I shall take the night hours of the patrol, and you all will take the day. I am prepared to face any and all varieties of idiots I may encounter.
Oh, and can I come and kill some idiots?
And yes, we shall go idiot-searching together and I shall bring a guitar so I can play awesome rock numbers as we go around ridding this world of idiots.
WAIT A SECOND. I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING. Okay, if we're ridding the mortal world of idiots, doesn't that mean we're doing the mortals a favor and we're actually being *shudders* good? Plus, it seems like idiots would all come down to hell with us, so we'd be stuck with them . . . I don't really think this is a good idea anymore.
NO! NOT A GOOD IDEA!
You know, if we could stop posting gifs of TV shows and BUTTSBUTTSBUTTS for, like, five seconds... >.>