Walk slowly to the wall. Don't get trapped by a rack of seemingly-unisex sweaters. Breath slowly and deeply; they try to discombobulate their prey with loud, obnoxious music.
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Now, place your left hand against the wall, and walk slowly forward. Keep that hand touching the wall so you can't be outmaneuvered, while keeping your right hand out in front of you so that you don't walk into anything (keep this right hand in a fist so that you can't accidentally grab onto a piece of clothing).
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Make your way around the periphery of the store in this manner. You should eventually reach a tiny, decrepit corner with what appears to be a hobo's "lazy day" clothing. This is called the "Men's Section" of Forever 21. After observing the pitiful, overpriced, unattractive options it provides, quickly exit the store.
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Now, place your left hand against the wall, and walk slowly forward. Keep that hand touching the wall so you can't be outmaneuvered, while keeping your right hand out in front of you so that you don't walk into anything (keep this right hand in a fist so that you can't accidentally grab onto a piece of clothing).
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Make your way around the periphery of the store in this manner. You should eventually reach a tiny, decrepit corner with what appears to be a hobo's "lazy day" clothing. This is called the "Men's Section" of Forever 21. After observing the pitiful, overpriced, unattractive options it provides, quickly exit the store.
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