just a lesson.

You could always ask someone else if you could borrow their pen

Teacher logic.

Why didn't you just get a new pen...

Skinny doesn't equal ugly though...

It's not my fault when I drop my pen, it's decides to go to another universe

But you'll die even if you dont lose your pen... it's a lose lose situation :P

Woah woah stop right there. Alone= Adopt Cats

If you ever have to explain to someone why the "slippery slope" is a logical fallacy, just show them this.

Ask a friend for notes, or a classmate (if you have no friends).
This has been helpful advice from the polite grammar nazi!