The truth about playing guitar

It's funny because my friends don't give a shit that I play guitar.

it's not the guitar that gets you laid, that is faulty reasoning. but when a hot guy learns to play the guitar (badly) it makes him infinitely hotter to most girls. However an ugly guy who is an expert can forget about it; girls don't want those callused fingers anywhere near her "soundhole" if they are attached to a greasy nerd with braces and a lisp.

female guitarists don't get anything but a rare female friend zone and getting called "dude" a lot :(