Cheer probz: At school: You have your splits no way thats amazing!
At the gym: Wow, get a mat and work on your oversplits so maybe you can be less pathetic!
I'm kinda getting annoyed by these "most people are like ______ but then here I am _______" and when they describe the "most people", it's actually a very rare skill or talent or some such and the "then there's me" part actually relates to a greater portion of the population. You're not as unique as you think you are.
At the gym: Wow, get a mat and work on your oversplits so maybe you can be less pathetic!