This is funny bc it's true

That's about right *stares and sobs*

What kind of cliché woman has that kind of body language? If I wanna kiss them, I'll grab them and kiss them. I'm not some sort of Mary-Sue.

Well that sux for you.

damn this accuracy! *cries*

I wouldn't know about anyone of these, except for the last one.

I'm not sure what to type bc the comments are kinda sad and I feel sorry for you guys