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Jesus flashlight
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· 11 years ago
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Jesus can keep the vashta nerada away. Which is ironically their username
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redhotchilipeppers
· 11 years ago
There's a poster in my church that says
"When life gives you lemons turn to Jesus"
And I'm genuinely confused by this
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whocares
· 11 years ago
Turn to Jesus so that he can make you some lemonade. He makes the best lemonade EVER.
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nataliechip44
· 11 years ago
Maybe Jesus runs a small "under the table" business and pays good money for lemons.
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mgoveia
· 11 years ago
That's so Jesus has a good substitute for his tacos when he runs out of limes. I'm amazed nobody knew this.
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"When life gives you lemons turn to Jesus"
And I'm genuinely confused by this