Jesus flashlight

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guest · 11 years ago · FIRST

Jesus can keep the vashta nerada away. Which is ironically their username

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redhotchilipeppers · 11 years ago

There's a poster in my church that says
"When life gives you lemons turn to Jesus"
And I'm genuinely confused by this

whocares · 11 years ago

Turn to Jesus so that he can make you some lemonade. He makes the best lemonade EVER.

nataliechip44 · 11 years ago

Maybe Jesus runs a small "under the table" business and pays good money for lemons.

mgoveia · 11 years ago

That's so Jesus has a good substitute for his tacos when he runs out of limes. I'm amazed nobody knew this.

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