Well, ain't that cool?

I need this

This actually exists. I remember seeing a video about it. I don't remember the name of it though. But the last part ends in "off" it may be water off or something like that.

I saw this on the Today show. Ever since then, I've been wanting to find out where to buy it.

I forgot what the name of this was.. BUT IT IS AWESOME!!!

Never wet! That's what it's called. It's expensive though but super cool

i made of something known as "buckyball". it's new nanotechnolongy that consists of many carbon atoms. lots of different applications of this. there's also buckypaper

This works mostly on anything. It has like chemicals to make the object repel any forms of liquid or gooey substances. It's really cool

Isn't this called scotch guard?

Annnnnnnd your username.

"This is sensational! We could make raincoats out of this so they never get wet!"
"Nah man, shoes."

What about the floor

Was... Was that chocolate sauce..? Did that dude just waste chocolate sauce...!?!

If I were to put this on my butt I would never need toilet paper again