A good boy always sleeps with his hands above the covers

Is this for real? I saw a sign when I was a little kid saying the same thing. I had no idea it was meant trying to prevent us from masturbating.

I all ways sleep with hands on covers so parents arnt suspicious.

looks like Little Jimmy's in a pickle

Now I've done a lot of kinky and weird things under my sheets. But I'm a girl, so it's alright.

My parents never told me this....

I don't think you'd be borrowing this blanket anymore

Dat pixelated look of disgust.

Be strong... Be strong for mother...

This is disturbing on so many levels

Ah memories...no wait, I meant gross. So gross. That's what I meant.

Well in my defense my arms are cold and so I put them under the covers.