Nooo! Funsubstance musn`t be exposed to this! Our minds are already corrupted due to the "dinosaur incident" (if you want to know, trust me, YOU DON`T)
YOU WILL NEVER AGAIN KNOW INNOCENCE.
*comforts Tara* There, there, my sweet. It's over. It's all over. Everypony is okay. That was just a bad nightmare.
"So I just finished reading Cupcakes. It was really disturbing. At least it's just a fan fiction and can never come true... Wait... Isn't Pinkie Pie known to break the fourth wall...? Fuck."
My good friends a brony, as am I, so I walked up behind him in class and started whispering this song in his ear and he fricked out and cried for a good 20 minutes
in the rainbow factory.. where your fears and your horrors come true...
Note: DO NOT GOOGLE FOR CUPCAKES. YOU DON'T NEED THOSE SCARS.
*comforts Tara* There, there, my sweet. It's over. It's all over. Everypony is okay. That was just a bad nightmare.