Neighbor left some notes for the maintenance guy

When I saw your username it was like my birthday and Christmas combined

Its pretty simple. I am cat so my username is cat. But i am glad i could bring you the happiness of the two most foody days of the year.

*Rubs head*

Why? Do you fear world domination? Do you think we are not good leaders? Shame, human. Shame.

OMG I NEED YOU TO POST A COMMENT ON EVERY CAT PICTURE ON THIS WEBSITE.

I will try, underling! ^_^

I WILL BE EXPECTING YOU.

big

stop correcting me

For president? Nah, we have another plan for conquering the world. Thanks for the idea though.