This is what I want, pleaaaase! But like in person haha

AWWW! New store mascot? :)

I don't usually give a crap about these swag posts, but the one that says "it's not rape if I have swag" makes me want to literally kill whoever wrote that. Absolutely disgusting.

Moon moon... That's where I thought this post was going, it unfortunately did not and now I realize I need to get off tumblr more...

This is my new favorite post. It has just upstaged the don't shit a brick post. Goddamn... I thought nothing could top it. Bravo! Bravo! *applauds*

I'm not crying... My eyes just sweat... I swear..

MORE MORE MOOOOORE!

Shut up and TAKE MY MONEY!!!

The fuck is this... The fuck is that.... The fuck are you... THE FUCK AM I?!??

And we can all rest so much easier now. Funsubstance is again no longer fear filled.

Yeah but they probably are real good with the ladies... If you know what I mean.

This is the look my parents give me when I try to make a joke...

Twelve time lords leaping.. Amiright or amiright? ;)

Elephants are so freaking gorgeous. I just love them and I love how India reveres them so much. It's so wonderful.

I read Paris as penis. Goddamn it I need to go to bed. Too much internet for one night.

My stupid scumbag brain does this all the time in speech and debate -_-

No you stay away from my cute otters innocence!!