garlic bread

It is far more painful then the previous and holds more occupants

The gate is made from Nokias powered by internet explorer running on dial-up

And the floor is made of legos

Every 30 seconds it rains nokia phones

All right satans, let's calm it down a bit sweetie

NEVER!!!

Sheldonrocscom. Would you like to go in the pit as well. We'll give you a free one way pass

Nooooooo!!! Anything but the pit!!

You must prove yourself worthy of remaining above the pit

First you must answer these questions to prove you're worthy of staying away from the pit of doom.
1. Are you a belieber or a directoner?
2. Do you obey swag or yolo?
If you said yes to any of those, I'm sorry, but you're gonna die

Noo! I swear, I'm not with the enemy!

We will see. *stares into the pit of your soul to determine the truth*

May I be spared from the pit? Is my soul clean?

*long inhale and exhale* yes you are clean my child except for that one bit, you know what I'm talking about, you are spared from the pit

But there is always a little room in the pit of doom :)

Thank the internet gods!!! My soul is saved from the pit

The pit also smells like dead lady bugs

Awful specific, aren't you, Satan?

Yolo swag

*gasp* you take that back!!!

*Grabs tortch* Guest, you're time has come...

*monks began chanting* let the pit ritual commence!

*Drums start playing* Oh guest, you're time has come. PREPARE TO DIE!!!

*opens pit gate* it is now. *takes guests shoes* now walk the path of legos. *shuts gate behind guest*

Now just keep walking with your eyes closed!

This is what you get for converting to the dark suede.

I mean dark side. But dark suede does look lovely at fall times like these

From now on we will wear dark suede robes for the pit ritual

So let it be written, so let it be done

You guys okay?

Probably not.

Sheldon. We already said you must prove yourself worthy. You aren't doing a very good job

I have looked into his soul and he is fine.

I'm trying! I just want to fit in..*sobs hysterically*

There, there sheldon. Do not be lead astray by these false allegations, for we have all been a slave to popular ideas and thoughts at some point in our lives. Your soul has been judged and deemed worthy of the message of FunSubstance

*sniff sniff* thank you, I'll never forget you or the kind people of funsubstance

*le magestically ride off into sunset on unicorn*

You are welcome my child.