Only true men

Who is NOT acting when it comes to enjoying the familiar slick contours of a gentleman's sausage as it slides across his tongue and comes to rest snuggled lovingly against his uvula.

I'm not even gonna ask what prompted you to write that sentence. Instead, I shall applaud you for the unique writing front (I mean "rest snuggled against his uvula", that's a new one).

LOVINGLY.

I am SO sorry. I meant, "rest snuggled lovingly against his uvula." Very unique sentence that I thought I would never have to read. And yet here I am reading it again for the second time.

What can I say, I'm a wordsmith.