Monster in the lake was just...

fucking ostrich man

"Move along humans, nothing to see here"

I remember this, was in the local newspaper lol

They just walk out of the water onto the shore like "Yeah bitch, we're magnificent"

I didn't know they could swim

Well fuck...

But there are no ostriches in lock ness

And here we see the elusive Black Chocobo in it's natural habitat...